1 00:00:01,450 --> 00:00:03,650 naked women being used to sell everything from cars to cola. 2 00:00:04,210 --> 00:00:07,350 Sexual merchandising. Buy our product, and you might get the woman, too. 3 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:08,850 Do you like being raped today? 4 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:14,030 It's just beaten up. A man assaulted you, and another man photographed it, 5 00:00:14,030 --> 00:00:16,850 other men and women are going to sit in a movie theater and watch that. Well, 6 00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:17,870 how do you feel about that? 7 00:00:18,030 --> 00:00:19,270 I must be with you tonight. 8 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:20,790 Oh, Eve. 9 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:24,870 You're so discretionary. It's not one word to Harvey Dane. My lips are as you. 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:29,250 Stop, stop. And I'm sick of this victimless crime thing. We've got a lot 11 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:30,250 victims here, Christine. 12 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:07,300 I don't mind getting up at the crack of dawn for an early morning court 13 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,300 appearance. That is true. 14 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,760 But I'll tell you, when the judge continues it because the lawyer doesn't 15 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,360 his act together, that ticks me off. 16 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:16,000 You ought to be used to it by now. I never get used to it. 17 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,580 A man robs a drugstore in broad daylight. There are six eyewitnesses who 18 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:23,680 positive IDs. The lawyer says he needs more time to get his case together. 19 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:27,360 What case? He doesn't even have a case. Well, lock him up. Don't worry. 20 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:29,920 I wouldn't like to lock the lawyer up with him. Did you see the way he played 21 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,599 the judge? 22 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,640 I don't think Judge Burns noticed. He was napping. 23 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,820 Wait. 24 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,850 Here. Becky, just fill this gas tank. I'm going to have him killed. 25 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:40,510 The gate's half full. 26 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,340 The fuel pump could be the carburetor, could be the manifold. 27 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:11,680 You know what you're talking about? 28 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:13,580 Yeah. 29 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,260 Sort of. 30 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,460 I'm calling the police garage. 31 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:22,060 That's great, Mary Beth. Some big grease monkey's going to ride up here like 32 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:24,600 John Wayne and say, well, what seems to be the problem, little lady? 33 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:26,960 Can I fix the car for you? 34 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,860 Well, well, well. 35 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:36,240 Two of New York's finest little ladies in distress. 36 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,840 Hey, I'm just making nice. 37 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,160 We're trying to do everything we can. 38 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,860 We have an excellent pension program for our older police officers. 39 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:34,620 Okay, please, please. I've got to have... I'm a dog lover, too. 40 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:37,020 So everything is going to work out fine. 41 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:42,180 You just have a little time to get... I'm going to put my best... I'll be with 42 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:48,820 you in a minute, Daniel. Just a minute. You'll see... Community relations is an 43 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:49,900 important part of our work. 44 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:51,880 So, what can I do for you? 45 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:55,690 Let me introduce Monsieur Yves Benoit from the Public Relations Office of the 46 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:56,790 Paris Police Department. 47 00:04:57,050 --> 00:05:01,330 Monsieur Benoit, Lieutenant Bert Samuels, 14th Precinct. How you doing? 48 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:02,330 pleased to meet you, Lieutenant. 49 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:06,490 Monsieur Benoit is here to observe police procedure in New York. It's part 50 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:10,430 little program of international cooperation between Paris and 51 00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:14,910 Uh -huh. And he asked to observe a typical precinct. I thought, what better 52 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,150 place than the one for it? 53 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:19,250 Uh -huh. I know you'll take good care of him, Bert. 54 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,340 Show him how a top -notch team of police officers operates. 55 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,720 Daniels, I am swamped with cases. I've got no time for this. That's terrific, 56 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,300 it's terrific. It'll be right in the middle of things, front row seat. 57 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:34,460 Benoit, I'm going to leave you in Lieutenant Samuel's capable hands. 58 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,140 If there's anything he can do for you, you just let him know. 59 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:38,940 Au revoir, monsieur. 60 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,120 Thank you. 61 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,280 Thanks, Fred. 62 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,200 Well, uh, would you like a cup of coffee? 63 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:49,720 It's very kind of you, Lieutenant. 64 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:52,420 Yeah, well, there's some over there. You help yourself. Okay, and what's the 65 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,040 problem? We could be here for days. 66 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,520 Relax. They said they were sending somebody right away. 67 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,880 Don't count on it. It's the police department. 68 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,600 I don't want to hear one word about women and cars. 69 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,880 Now, why should he make a crack? 70 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,360 You know these department mechanics. They're all clowns. 71 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,400 I took my sports car and had it fixed by him. One of them suggested I turn it in 72 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,060 for a station wagon with automatic transmission. 73 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:47,930 No, let's go in. We heard gunshots. 74 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:52,510 Police officers, back away from the door. Stop with your hands in the air. 75 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:53,269 and slow. 76 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,270 Good. Everybody. 77 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:56,830 Good. 78 00:06:58,010 --> 00:06:59,510 We heard gunshots from this apartment. 79 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:00,930 Yeah, we're making a movie here. 80 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,490 Anybody fire this gun? 81 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:03,950 No, it's just a prop. 82 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,070 It just makes noise. No bullets. 83 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:12,190 All right, everybody put their hands down. 84 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,600 permit from the city of New York. 85 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,160 It's not for commercial distribution. 86 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,640 It's just a student film. 87 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,660 Yeah, I have a pretty good idea what type of film it is. 88 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:31,300 It's not very educational and it also happens to be illegal even with a 89 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,000 All right, we're going to walk out of here and pretend we didn't see any of 90 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 this. 91 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:38,180 Next time we run you in. 92 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,280 Does everybody understand that? Hey! 93 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:44,220 Don't you have anything better to do than hassle artists? 94 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,640 You want me to seize the film right now? 95 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,520 We'll see how artistic it is. I thought only men cops got a kick out of 96 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,880 harassments like this. Look, we can book everybody in the room. We have no 97 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,720 problem with it. Shut up, officer. Thank you. Thank you, officer. 98 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,340 Okay, what was that? 99 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:15,620 We should have made the collar. 100 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,040 For what? 101 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:20,100 We book them. They get out on their own recognizance. It takes two years for 102 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,360 this stuff to go to trial, and they skate out on the First Amendment. 103 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,240 Autistic freedom. 104 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:28,180 It's not autistic. It's pornographic. I've been telling you, porno callers are 105 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:29,180 big waste of time. 106 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,460 Well, look who finally got here. 107 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,960 Pornography is against the law. 108 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,000 I bet the Supreme Court can't even agree on a definition of pornography, much 109 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,060 less a municipal judge. 110 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:17,020 In this city alone, 17 ,000 hookers were arrested. 111 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,480 Now you guess how many of them they convicted. 112 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:20,860 Twelve. 113 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:22,980 That's right. 114 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:25,840 So there you are. It's a lousy color. It's low priority. 115 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:29,580 It's a victimless crime. Victimless crime, sure. They should enforce the law 116 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,280 repeal it. Hey, you got my vote. 117 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,700 Right now we got supermarket robberies to deal with. 118 00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:37,750 How can you be so sensitive to children and not care about animals? 119 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:39,910 I just don't like dogs. 120 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:41,990 Marcus, dogs are people, too. 121 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:45,450 They're not people, Victor. They're dogs. Otherwise, they'd be called 122 00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:48,750 We've got a guy out there taking pot shots at them. We've got to put them 123 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:51,270 He's using a BB gun. None of the dogs have been injured. 124 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:53,850 Now, excuse me, why is this man shooting at dogs? 125 00:09:54,130 --> 00:09:55,950 They're not using pooper scoopers, Monsieur Benoit. 126 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:57,870 Who pairs scoopers? 127 00:09:58,370 --> 00:10:00,330 It's kind of a portable waste disposal system. 128 00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:02,710 Nothing like American technology, huh? 129 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,300 You see, we got a guy out there that's down at court. 130 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,140 So I'm running a check on all the known psycho callers in the last three years. 131 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,480 Psycho callers? 132 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,540 Yeah, fruitcakes with records. 133 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,580 Oh, interesting. 134 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,680 Can you tell me the name of that detective brunette -haired woman over 135 00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:20,980 You mean the blonde, don't you? No, no, no, the other one. 136 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,720 She's married. She didn't fool around. 137 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:30,040 She's Detective Mary Beth Lacey, Monsieur Benoit. Thank you. Thank you 138 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,040 much. 139 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:37,130 I'm not disturbing you, Detective Lacey. 140 00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:38,490 My name is Yves Benoit. 141 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:40,870 How do you do, Mr. Benoit? What can I do for you? 142 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:44,610 I'm here from the Paris Police Department to observe the precinct for a 143 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:45,610 days. Really? 144 00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:46,970 Well, welcome. 145 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,770 I meet my partner, Christine Cagney. 146 00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:53,750 How do you do, Mrs. Cagney? Hi. Miss Cagney. Or sometimes we say Miss. 147 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:54,529 would do. 148 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,530 Please excuse me. 149 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:59,970 So, are there many women detectives on the force? 150 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:03,690 Oh, well, not as many as I'd like to see, but it's got better the last four 151 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:04,690 five years. 152 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:18,910 I'd have a drink after work. 153 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:20,470 Oh, thank you. 154 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:24,930 Thank you, Mr. Benoit, but my husband, Harvey, will be waiting dinner at home. 155 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,130 Of course. 156 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,270 But some other time? 157 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:29,050 You never know. 158 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:33,050 Excuse me. 159 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,790 What do you think? 160 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,730 About what? About Benoit. He was cute, isn't he? 161 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:44,790 Nice teeth, and I didn't see a ring on his finger. 162 00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:48,170 I don't know how to advise you, Mary Beth. I mean, if you're having trouble 163 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:50,270 Hall. Me? I'm talking about you here, Christine. 164 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,450 I made it very plain to him I'm married. 165 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,650 That has never stopped a Frenchman. 166 00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:56,290 You're just being polite. 167 00:11:56,790 --> 00:12:00,530 So low discretion, honest. Not one word, Harvey. My lips are sealed. 168 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:01,809 Stop it. 169 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:02,830 Stop it. Stop it. 170 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,890 The car broke down this morning on the way back from court. While we were 171 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:15,250 waiting for the tow truck, sir, there was this pornography business. 172 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:16,490 What pornography business? 173 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,710 There was some shots fired. They were not shots. They were blanks. They were 174 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:21,730 just using them for filming. 175 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,310 So was anybody injured? 176 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:27,430 No. But we thought, sir, that since there appeared to be an illegal movie 177 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:30,910 made... Oh, I get it. I get it. Cagney figures she's going to score some points 178 00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:34,450 on vice. That's not true. I'm the one that said we turn our backs and we walk 179 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:37,630 out, which is exactly what we did. I said next time we run them in. Well, 180 00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:38,630 very good for you. 181 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,280 But I want to see those reports on my desk. 182 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,180 I need them two hours ago. 183 00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:44,380 Yes, sir. 184 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,300 I mean, they don't have men with mustaches who keep their socks on 185 00:12:56,940 --> 00:13:01,220 I know that, Christine Harvin. I went to one of those X -rated movies once. 186 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,000 We left after about ten minutes. 187 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,320 Now, how did I guess that? 188 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,100 Oh, don't tell me. 189 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,360 You like them. 190 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 No, actually, 191 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,760 they're very repetitious, but some of them are okay. 192 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,180 Okay? How can you call garbage like that okay? 193 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,900 It is not rape. It is not murder. 194 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,180 And if people want to watch it, they have a right to. 195 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,520 It is America. 196 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,880 Yeah, well, I don't like it. 197 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,780 So what, we ban it because Mary Beth Lacey doesn't like it? 198 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,880 I don't understand how other people like it either. 199 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,220 Why not? 200 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,650 Because it doesn't happen in a bedroom in Queens. under the sanctity of holy 201 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:42,250 matrimony. Wait a minute. Well, who appointed you God? 202 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:46,010 I mean, what made you the arbiter of everybody else's morals? That's not what 203 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,530 meant, Christine. Well, you could have fooled me. 204 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,430 It is not a victimless crime. 205 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,030 That's all I'm trying to say. 206 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,170 It degrades women. It degrades everybody. 207 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,310 So don't look at them. 208 00:13:55,750 --> 00:14:00,450 I can't avoid it. It's every way you look. It's on billboards and TV ads. 209 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,830 -naked women being used to sell everything but cars to cola. 210 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,550 Sexual merchandising. Buy our product, and you might get the woman, too. 211 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:07,870 It stinks. 212 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:09,650 And you shouldn't like it either. 213 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,310 You finished? 214 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,090 Yeah, for the moment. 215 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,400 The dog was with you in your cab? 216 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,880 Well, yeah, we lied together. A little extra protection. 217 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,960 So I stopped to let Albert do his business, and the next thing I know, 218 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,980 sparking bloody murder. 219 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,640 Well, did you see who shot at him? 220 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,660 I didn't even look. I thought Albert was dead. 221 00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:00,700 Well, all right, Mr. Gerwitz, we'll canvas the area for witnesses. 222 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,280 59th Street, Lexington. You got 200 people you can talk to. 223 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,880 Close your eyes. 224 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:16,700 They're much better, of course, in Paris. 225 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,640 You know, the same is true with bagels. 226 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:22,840 I mean, they don't taste the same outside of the city of New York. It's 227 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,840 water. 228 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,840 Have you ever been to Paris? 229 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,560 Me? No. 230 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:33,900 Harvey and I, we've been to Florida, Atlantic City, the Jersey Shore. That's 231 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,900 about it. 232 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:40,180 Tell me, where do you get your hair, how do you say, designed? 233 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,860 Done. We say done. 234 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,580 We'll play Pancathena Boulevard. 235 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,720 It's very alluring. 236 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,300 Hi. 237 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,700 Mr. Benoit just brought me a croissant. 238 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,080 Isn't that nice? 239 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,500 Good morning, Mr. Benoit. 240 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,400 Good morning, Detective. That's okay. I'll get it. 241 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,220 Detective Lacey, 14th. 242 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,760 Who? 243 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:04,679 What, sir? 244 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,900 Slow. Just talk slower, sir. 245 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,380 Yeah. Talk slower, sir. 246 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,620 What? 247 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,620 Well, did you look closely? 248 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,880 Okay. All right. Just sit tight. Don't touch anything. 249 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,100 We're on our way. 250 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,300 Yeah. 251 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,380 Remember that apartment we were at yesterday? 252 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:27,980 732 Clinton. 253 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,540 Yeah. Tenant called. 254 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,860 There's a naked man in the doorway of apartment 102. 255 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,020 What's he doing? 256 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:39,080 Nothing. Just laying there, face down, not moving. 257 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,580 Yes, ma 'am. 258 00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,070 Detectors Cagney and Lacey. 259 00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,010 Anything? 260 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,330 Nothing on the surface. 261 00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:04,650 No bullet holes, knife wounds, or bruises. 262 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,170 Identifying marks? 263 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,510 The best I can do for you is an abdominal scar. 264 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:10,790 Right side. 265 00:17:10,849 --> 00:17:13,069 Give us a call after you work him up, will you? You got it. 266 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:21,550 They even took the sheets. 267 00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:23,810 Won't take them long to desperate prints in here. 268 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,260 We should have made the call at Christine. We could have prevented this. 269 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,060 Maybe. 270 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,800 He could have died of natural causes. 271 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,660 Well, come on. He was naked. 272 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,380 So? So they were making pornographic movies here. 273 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640 Yesterday. Remember? 274 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,180 People and movie cameras and lights. 275 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,820 What happened to everybody? Where'd they all go? 276 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,100 How come nobody bothered to call an ambulance? 277 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,000 I think the answer to that's pretty obvious, Mary Beth. 278 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,960 I don't think it's so obvious. 279 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,600 Come on. We'll talk to the super. 280 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,740 Like nothing ever happened. 281 00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,050 Like we imagined the whole thing. 282 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:07,330 So what did the landlord say? 283 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,170 Said he paid for the rent with cash a month in advance. 284 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,570 You get a name? 285 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,689 J .D. 286 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:13,690 Salinger. You run it? 287 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,130 It's a phony, sir. 288 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:20,550 Salinger was a writer who was very hot in the 50s. 289 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:21,970 Yeah? 290 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,230 Oh, yeah. 291 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,270 Yeah. Bert. 292 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:29,610 Yeah, hello, Bert. 293 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:31,990 Cagney and... Lacey. 294 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,170 Lacey, right. How are we doing with our observer? 295 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:40,090 Insurance. God, I'm observing Detective Uzbeki on a dog case. Oh, that's good, 296 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,110 good, good. Bread and butter, police work, yeah. 297 00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:46,410 You know, speaking of bread and butter, why don't we have our two ladies take 298 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,750 him out to lunch? You know, I mean, someplace typically New York. We'll pick 299 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:50,489 a tab. 300 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:52,150 Well, we're kind of busy at the moment, Mr. 301 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,440 Danielson. I'm sure it can wait an hour, Lacey. 302 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:59,180 I'm Cagney. Cagney, right. Look, I want this guy to go back to Paris with a 303 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,220 really good picture of how this department operates, you know? 304 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:05,210 Going to lunch isn't precisely police work, Mr. Daniels. 305 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:09,070 It is in Paris. Believe me, those people know how to live. You know, when I was 306 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:13,910 over there in 81 with the chief, I put on five pounds. They have got pastries 307 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:18,050 there that are lethal. Daniels, could we talk? Yes, sure, Bert. Keep up the good 308 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:23,150 work. We are up to our ears. I've got an order to lunch. 309 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,290 So why don't you go? 310 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:26,570 I don't want to go. 311 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:30,610 I feel guilty going out with a guy. What is wrong with having lunch with a guy? 312 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,870 I was about to say I feel guilty going out with a guy when we have this John 313 00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:38,130 thing to follow up. I'll handle John Doe. You're the one that talks French. 314 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,890 You're the one who thinks he's cute. 315 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,050 He seems to be very taken with you. 316 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,010 Heads you go, tails I go. 317 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,230 You go. 318 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:54,610 Two out of three. You are a police officer. 319 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,250 If he gets out of line, you cuff him, read him his rights. 320 00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,550 He offers you a cognac in his hotel room. 321 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:01,940 Play it by ear. 322 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,100 Uh -huh. 323 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 You want some onions? 324 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,020 You like onions? No, I like onions. 325 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,240 Onions are good. 326 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:14,719 And there. 327 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,720 Good enough? Good. 328 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,079 Thank you. 329 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,080 You got me an offer? 330 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,040 Only when I can get a table. 331 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,420 So, Mr. Benoit, how do you like New York so far? 332 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,970 Let me take a picture. Oh, thank you. 333 00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:54,370 Are those your daughters? Catherine and Agnes. Oh, they're adorable. 334 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,350 Her wife's name is Marie -Louise. 335 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,010 She's very lovely. 336 00:20:58,310 --> 00:20:59,310 Thank you. 337 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,630 We have, um, what do you say? 338 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:04,390 An understanding. 339 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:08,570 You see, she has a lover, a newie. 340 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,530 She sees every Tuesday evening. 341 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:12,730 How interesting. 342 00:21:13,370 --> 00:21:15,450 You and then I, uh... Harvey. 343 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,040 Bobby. Bobby. 344 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,840 You, perhaps, you have an understanding, too? 345 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,540 Hot bowls, Tuesday nights. 346 00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:26,340 Oh. 347 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:27,940 That's amazing. 348 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,360 Heart attack? 349 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,860 Are you going to write it up as natural causes? 350 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Very funny. 351 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:39,540 Oh, I see. 352 00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:40,860 I got to get to work. 353 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,340 Okay, look, we'll get back to you if we get a make on him. 354 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,180 Yeah. Thank you. 355 00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:57,170 medical examiner's office. 356 00:21:57,910 --> 00:22:01,990 The boy died of a heart attack precipitated by an overdose of amyl 357 00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:05,190 Did he have a heart condition or was he just doing poppers? 358 00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:07,910 There was no previous heart condition according to his report. 359 00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:12,630 Okay, that's something. We got something. Let's talk to somebody in 360 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:13,630 nothing. 361 00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:15,990 A man makes an illegal movie. 362 00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:19,630 He ODs on a drug that's supposed to be prescribed to heart patients and winds 363 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,630 dead. 364 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:23,930 He's left all alone in an apartment and nobody lifts a finger to help him, 365 00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:25,170 Christine. There's a crime here somewhere. 366 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:29,430 Not according to the statute, but... All right, we got a dead John Doe, huh? 367 00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:31,910 Wait a minute. 368 00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:36,130 What if somebody forced him to take the poppers? Then we got murder. 369 00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:39,550 Okay, but we still have to talk to the people that were making that movie. 370 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:40,890 Okay, so we go talk to Vice. 371 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:42,570 That's what I said. Am I? 372 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,030 Isn't that what I just said? 373 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:55,550 What we've got here is a $5 billion a year underground industry. 374 00:22:56,630 --> 00:23:02,050 We've got cash transactions, no records, dummy corporations, tax shelters, 375 00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:03,230 things of that type. 376 00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:07,230 Who makes these films, Sergeant? Most of it's mob finance, but not all. I've 377 00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:10,790 traced some of it to straight investors who don't care where the money comes 378 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:14,190 from. We're trying to ID John Doe, who was acting in one of the films. Not 379 00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:17,770 Most of these people don't use their real names. Some of these characters 380 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:18,770 got a dozen aliases. 381 00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:20,790 The man overdosed on amyl nitrate. 382 00:23:21,290 --> 00:23:23,990 Could someone have forced him to take the pauper? Hard to prove. 383 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:26,150 Yeah, but I mean, it happens, doesn't it? It happens. 384 00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:29,290 Some of these directors will do anything to get a film shot. 385 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:31,090 Can you help us, Sergeant? 386 00:23:31,570 --> 00:23:34,970 Maybe. I'll run some of the films for you. 387 00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:37,910 A lot of these actors work over and over again. 388 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:42,030 If you see some... Excuse me. If you see somebody recognized... 389 00:23:42,030 --> 00:23:48,330 We'll match him to the film. We've got files on most of the distributors. 390 00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:49,349 Excuse me. 391 00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:50,610 Well, we appreciate your help, sir. 392 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,200 I gotta warn you, though, there's not a hell of a lot of close -ups on the face. 393 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,480 Thank you. 394 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,240 Pretty monotonous, isn't it? 395 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,520 Who's the guy? 396 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:14,120 His name on the credits is Randy Studd. He also works under the name of Johnny 397 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:18,060 Hunk. His real name is Stanley Perlmutter. 398 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,640 We call it him twice. 399 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,260 He walked both times First Amendment. 400 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:23,700 What do you think, Chris? 401 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:25,060 It isn't him. 402 00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:29,560 Look at him. He's so indifferent. It's like it was another day at the office or 403 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,960 something. Damn it is. 404 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,500 $100 a day and maybe a little coke on the side. 405 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,460 How much money have they? No, that's 12 cents. 406 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,620 Discover a way they can get six pennies from the 12 cents. 407 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,860 Who is it? 408 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,639 Linda Mack. 409 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,240 Yeah? Police. 410 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,840 You might remember some yesterday. 411 00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:57,030 732 Clinton. 412 00:25:57,310 --> 00:25:58,310 What is it? 413 00:25:58,530 --> 00:25:59,870 We want to talk to you, Mrs. Mack. 414 00:26:00,930 --> 00:26:02,970 Look, that's my daughter over there. 415 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,190 Would you be more comfortable talking back to the station? 416 00:26:08,710 --> 00:26:09,710 All right. 417 00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:11,190 Come in. 418 00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:16,830 Hiya. 419 00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:19,170 Excuse me. 420 00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:21,610 Jesse, why don't you go in my room and watch TV? 421 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:32,199 Sit down. 422 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,200 Thank you. 423 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Fractions, huh? 424 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:38,400 I got a kid in the fourth grade, too. 425 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:44,100 What is this? 426 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,280 Mrs. Mack, one of the men that you were with in that apartment yesterday, he 427 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,280 turned up dead this morning. 428 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,880 He OD'd on poppers. Died of a heart attack. 429 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,720 Nobody called an ambulance or a doctor. 430 00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:58,620 He was found laying in the doorway. 431 00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:01,400 Anybody force him to take those poppers? 432 00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:02,860 I don't know. 433 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,040 I wasn't there. 434 00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,220 How come? 435 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,820 Because I finished my work on that film yesterday. 436 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,200 So what did they do today? 437 00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:11,940 I don't know. 438 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,240 I was in rehearsal all day for another film. 439 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,260 They probably got somebody else to work with him. 440 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,360 Do you know who he was? 441 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,599 Bill something. 442 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,900 I don't think that was his real name. I never worked with him before. 443 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,840 What about the director? 444 00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:27,060 Do you remember his name? 445 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:28,700 Damn Jack. 446 00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:30,069 I don't know. 447 00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:33,970 I met him at a party a couple of weeks ago. What do you want from me? 448 00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:36,870 We want to find out the circumstances of the man's death. 449 00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:38,310 Well, I wasn't there. 450 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,430 So I don't know, okay? 451 00:27:46,630 --> 00:27:49,910 So you got the name of the point of description. 452 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:52,940 So you go after him. And then what do you get, huh? At the very best, a very 453 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:54,220 shaky criminal negligence homicide. 454 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,840 If you can prove foreknowledge on his part. Remember, the guy wasn't on the 455 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,280 premises when it happened. I would still like to serve him, sir. 456 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,700 Okay, so you serve him. 457 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,200 Then what, huh? 458 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,060 Two years from now, you get to go to court. 459 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:07,100 Half the witnesses are out of state. 460 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,740 And you got some little assistant DA at 25 grand a year arguing liability 461 00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:15,640 against an entire hotsy -totsy law firm that this guy's probably got on 462 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,640 retainer. Then what? 463 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,660 Then we would have done our job, sir. 464 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,480 Thanks, 465 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:34,020 Josie. 466 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:42,020 Why don't you help out as Becky and Petrie on a dog case? 467 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,700 Oh, that's their collar, sir. 468 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,920 That's very funny, their collar. 469 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,520 Unintentional, sir. 470 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,160 Mary Beth. 471 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,820 I think our John Doe just got a name. 472 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,200 Yeah? 473 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:01,780 Missing person sent him over. 474 00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:04,780 What, the parents? 475 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,400 Jim and Mrs. Harris. 476 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:11,320 Their son Norman has not called them in a week. 477 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:13,779 Description match? 478 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,300 Right down to the appendectomy scar. 479 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,520 Oh, Lord. 480 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,440 How old was he? 481 00:29:23,030 --> 00:29:24,030 19. 482 00:29:24,770 --> 00:29:27,650 Honor student at Brooklyn College, captain of the swim team. 483 00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:32,390 And his parents say that he did a little acting when he had some time. 484 00:29:40,150 --> 00:29:41,790 Magnolia Pfeiffer Rosales. 485 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,750 Excellent specimen. 486 00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:45,410 Gorgeous. And therapeutic. 487 00:29:45,830 --> 00:29:50,630 Pliny the Elder lists 32 remedies for common illnesses made from rose petals. 488 00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:51,950 Who gave it to her? 489 00:29:51,970 --> 00:29:52,970 Harvey. 490 00:29:53,899 --> 00:29:55,160 Chateau Pierogone 66. 491 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,100 It's hardly Harvey style. 492 00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:59,000 Morning. Morning. Hiya. 493 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,300 Hi. Look what someone left on your desk. 494 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,280 Probably one of your many admirers got the wrong desk. 495 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,280 I've got a note. 496 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,560 It's in French. 497 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,900 Want me to translate it? 498 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:19,340 Uh, no. 499 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,440 No, thanks. 500 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,860 Lacey, want to serve the porno distributor? 501 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,500 Yes, sir. 502 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:28,860 There it is. 503 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:30,660 Thank you, sir. 504 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,480 So, do it. 505 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:34,639 Thank you, sir. 506 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,820 Good. Let's go. 507 00:31:02,530 --> 00:31:05,770 And you... Victor, what are you doing? 508 00:31:06,270 --> 00:31:07,330 Victim profile report. 509 00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:09,550 I am. 510 00:31:09,810 --> 00:31:10,810 Where's the owner? 511 00:31:10,930 --> 00:31:12,150 He's out parking a car. 512 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:14,090 Victor, are you losing it? 513 00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:17,750 Yeah, I'm... What went down out there? 514 00:31:20,350 --> 00:31:21,510 What does this got with you? 515 00:31:21,890 --> 00:31:23,730 It's a judgment against you, Mr. Belden. 516 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,630 Reckless endangerment and negligence. 517 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,280 one of your films, Mr. Felden? 518 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:32,520 Anyone to go against me on that? Yes, sir. Lots of luck. 519 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,280 If the distributor, you can be a liable for criminal negligence homicide. 520 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:37,660 Sure. 521 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:41,600 Listen, you want to save me for conspiracy to distribute obscene 522 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,600 at least got a court date. 523 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,760 See this? 524 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,680 Two dozen obscenity judgments. 525 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,480 Every one of them is going to be thrown out. 526 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,480 But this baby, this isn't even going to cry. We'll let the district attorney's 527 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,479 office decide that. 528 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,000 Oh, they're going to love this one. 529 00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,290 Criminal negligence. Homicide. 530 00:31:59,330 --> 00:32:02,370 What are you... Who supplies you with the films, Mr. Belden? I don't have to 531 00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:04,270 answer that question. We can subpoena that information. 532 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:05,550 You want subpoenas? 533 00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:07,690 I got your food. 534 00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:10,490 Do you want us to have organized crime look into this? 535 00:32:10,710 --> 00:32:12,930 Oh, come on. Does this look like a mob operation? 536 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,270 They take better care of them. 537 00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:17,510 Listen, ladies, I'm going to do you a big favor. I'm going to save you a lot 538 00:32:17,510 --> 00:32:19,510 time. My production is legit. 539 00:32:19,870 --> 00:32:21,050 One hundred percent. 540 00:32:21,510 --> 00:32:24,110 You want to subpoena my folks? Be my guest. They're clean enough to eat our 541 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,850 food. We want to locate the people that were making a film for you yesterday. 542 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,620 At 7 .30 till Clinton. 543 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,760 Why, you want to go watch a little, maybe? 544 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,200 You pay these people, don't you? I paid them very well. 545 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:40,460 Okay, so you have records, employee forms, W -4s. You want W -4s? Yesterday 546 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,460 paid, they're here. 547 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,680 I got a draw for one, too. 548 00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:46,120 IRS had me down for a tax audit and came through with blind colors. 549 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,300 My tax returns are clean enough to eat, Arthur. 550 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,620 Congratulations. Want to check my restrooms? 551 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,880 I'm sure they're very clean, Mr. Bell. 552 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,120 Vincent Maslovsky. 553 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,720 789 West 4030. The director? 554 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,340 He likes to call himself a director. 555 00:32:58,620 --> 00:32:59,880 Between you and me, he's a playboy. 556 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,380 Who's this guy? 557 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,420 Carbon. 558 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,520 What's he do? 559 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,040 Electrician. This guy here? He calls himself an actor. 560 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,040 This one here? He calls himself a grip. 561 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:08,919 Yeah, and? 562 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,920 That's the grip's friend. 563 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,180 The grip's friend. Who is that? He's a cousin of the grip. The first grip. 564 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:17,780 You got two grips on this? Very bad. You got actors here? We got more actors. At 565 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:20,640 the bottom, you got actors. You got actors. You got actors. You got all 566 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,680 people. At the bottom, you got actors. 567 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,040 Okay. All right. 568 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,860 Why, it happened so suddenly. 569 00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:32,360 We're right in the middle of the scene, and this guy, he starts gasping for 570 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,360 breath. All of a sudden, he just keels over. 571 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,240 I mean, just like that, we thought he was kidding. 572 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,460 Why didn't you get a doctor, call an ambulance? 573 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 He was dead. 574 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,940 Mr. Maslowski, if he was dead, how the hell did he drag himself halfway out a 575 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,860 door? Look, I don't know. We panicked. 576 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,780 Nobody said a word. We just folded up our tents and we split. 577 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,300 And left him there to die. 578 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,860 No, I told you. I thought he was already dead. 579 00:33:56,010 --> 00:33:57,790 Whose idea was it for him to take the poppers? 580 00:33:58,010 --> 00:33:58,849 Not me. 581 00:33:58,850 --> 00:34:00,370 No, not to make you film a little better? 582 00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:03,950 Look, I don't do drugs. I didn't ask if you did drugs. I asked if someone forced 583 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:06,950 him to do it. Look, I didn't tell him to take the Amys, and I'm not responsible. 584 00:34:07,510 --> 00:34:08,510 Who is? 585 00:34:08,989 --> 00:34:10,409 I'm only a filmmaker here. 586 00:34:10,710 --> 00:34:12,670 I just stay behind the camera, say action, and cut. 587 00:34:13,489 --> 00:34:16,010 Lady, I don't participate in it. All I do is film it. 588 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:20,510 Oh, I get it. He don't participate. He just photographs it. 589 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,580 Look, I'm an artist. I don't make value judgments. You made a value judgment, 590 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,860 Mr. Maslovsky. You decided Norman Harris was dead. You left him on the floor. 591 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:28,920 That's a value judgment. 592 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:30,400 Why don't you give me a break, huh? 593 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,719 Why don't you both give me a break? Because I really don't even need this 594 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:34,719 of hassle now. 595 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:39,620 I mean, if you knew how difficult it was to get to try to shoot a film, I am 596 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:40,739 talking about any film. 597 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,120 Who else was there? 598 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,040 My electrician. I had my sound man. I had two grips, and I had the co -star. 599 00:34:47,260 --> 00:34:48,900 Fine, I'd like their names and their addresses. 600 00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:52,560 But I don't have... them because nobody uses their real names. 601 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,200 This film you're editing, is this from Tuesday? 602 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,640 Yeah. 603 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,420 I said, would you like to see a little bit? There's a fabulous close -up here. 604 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Listen, 605 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:11,000 what I did was I backlit her faith thing to bring out the cheekbone. Yeah. 606 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,760 We've seen enough, thank you. Wait, wait, wait. We haven't seen the camera 607 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,260 yet. All right, now. Yesterday? 608 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,600 Yeah, yeah. 609 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,840 I come in real tight, my whole frame. 610 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,220 Now. 611 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,680 She was there Tuesday. 612 00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:36,380 Let's go talk to her tomorrow. 613 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,380 Mary Beth, we served building with the judgment. We know what happened. The kid 614 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:43,120 was not forced to take the poppers. It's over. 615 00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:45,660 It's not over. I want to know how come she lied to us. 616 00:35:46,259 --> 00:35:48,760 Because she's like a lot of people we have to deal with in this business. She 617 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,760 just didn't want to get involved. 618 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,240 Can you do me a favor and take the car back to the precinct? Find me out, huh? 619 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,680 Maybe I can salvage my dinner. 620 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,240 Yeah, okay, but I'm, uh, I'm, uh, 621 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,400 going to see Linda Mack in the morning. 622 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,680 What is it with you? Is it some person who've been deaded? 623 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,620 Hey, taxi! 624 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,940 Hey, who's the one that's always saying, make the collar, make the collar? 625 00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:12,300 the damn column, Mary Beth. We served the papers. 626 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:15,900 We can't be responsible for the morality of everybody in this city. I'm not 627 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:16,900 approved, 628 00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:20,420 Christine. You know that? I think sex is beautiful and important and I want it 629 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,740 to be beautiful and I package it so like some sack of potatoes. 630 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,960 And I'm sick of this victimless crime. We've got a lot of victims here, 631 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,380 Christine. I mean, maybe Norman Harris is the only one that died, but Linda 632 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:33,040 has got a little child, doesn't know what a mother does for a living. That's 633 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,819 victim, Chris. 634 00:36:33,820 --> 00:36:35,760 And Victorious Becky, off duty. 635 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,840 Victorious Becky's a victim if he thinks that all a woman wants is something in 636 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,658 tight pants. 637 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:44,280 Every poor slob that plunks down his five dollars and thinks what he sees on 638 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,460 porno screen is what a woman wants in bed is a victim. 639 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,700 You're a victim. We've got a lot of victims, okay? 640 00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:53,400 I've got a crazy idea. I want to keep going on the thing until somebody can 641 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,420 me in the face and tell me how come nobody called the paramedics when the 642 00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:58,040 lying on the floor dying of a heart attack. heart attack. 643 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:00,960 So you with me here? 644 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,100 Je n 'ai pas un moment libre depuis mon arrivée. 645 00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:39,180 Mais non. 646 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:41,500 Je t 'assure, mon chou. 647 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,900 Je ne pense que à toi. 648 00:38:12,970 --> 00:38:14,510 Harvey. No, he's home. 649 00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:16,570 He's keeping my lasagna warm. 650 00:38:17,490 --> 00:38:20,030 What a coincidence. I was just speaking to my wife in Paris. 651 00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:23,350 Well, it must be kind of late in Paris now. It's 2 .30 in the morning. 652 00:38:23,890 --> 00:38:26,230 She's keeping the lasagna warm for me as well. 653 00:38:34,810 --> 00:38:36,570 We have an old saying in France. 654 00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:40,810 Marriage is so difficult that it takes three people to make it work. 655 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:42,250 You don't say. 656 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:47,090 You know, I have not yet taken a horse and buggy ride in Central Park. 657 00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:48,630 It's a lovely evening. 658 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:50,870 It's a touch of spring in the air. 659 00:38:55,090 --> 00:38:56,630 I must be with you tonight. 660 00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:00,330 Oh, Eve. 661 00:39:02,330 --> 00:39:04,490 I never thought anybody would say that to me. 662 00:39:07,030 --> 00:39:10,130 I cannot believe that no one has ever said that to you before. 663 00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:13,110 Oh, Eve. 664 00:39:13,819 --> 00:39:14,980 You got the wrong lady. 665 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:18,540 And on top of that, your timing is crummy. 666 00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:20,580 Yeah, crummy? 667 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:26,140 Crummy, uh, crummy is an American word, um, for the type of case I'm on. 668 00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:30,540 Anyways, uh, thank you very much. 669 00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:36,280 You, you were so nice. I thank you for the, for the flower and the French, and, 670 00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:38,280 um, I gotta go now. 671 00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:41,460 Uh, via con dios. 672 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,260 I'm confident the lasagna will still be warm when you get home. 673 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,300 Oh, no, I don't like it heated up. It dries out. 674 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,060 Cheese on top gets kind of rubbery. 675 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Pity. 676 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:55,620 It really is much better than it's there. 677 00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:02,180 Mrs. Mack? 678 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,800 Who is it? 679 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,360 Detectives Cagney and Lacey. 680 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,060 What happened to you? 681 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,100 Tell us about the beating. 682 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,680 Just another scene. 683 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,160 Got out of hand. 684 00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:26,520 Director kept telling the guy more and more. 685 00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:27,940 Wouldn't cut the camera. 686 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,740 Wazowski? No. 687 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:31,300 He wrapped that film yesterday. 688 00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:37,960 Different film, different director. 689 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,480 And you couldn't stop it? I tried. 690 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:45,820 But he kept telling the guy to hit me harder and saying, beautiful, beautiful. 691 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,640 Dear God. 692 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,160 It's going to sell a lot of tickets. 693 00:40:51,940 --> 00:40:56,500 Miss Mack, why did you lie to us about Tuesday? I don't even remember Tuesday. 694 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,740 It was the day Norman Harris died. 695 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,860 I gave him CPR, but it didn't work. 696 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:12,160 So you did do something. Didn't do any good, so we just got the hell out of 697 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,160 there. Was the camera rolling through all of this? I don't know. 698 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,800 Well, what do you know? 699 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,400 Can you tell us anything? 700 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:19,860 No, that's it. 701 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,480 Let's get out of here. 702 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,380 Let me ask you something. Are you going to file charges against the guy who beat 703 00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:29,820 you up? We can get the director, too. 704 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,420 That'd be the last time I ever worked in this business. 705 00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:36,100 You mean you're just going to let yourself get beat up and pretend like 706 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:36,859 as usual? 707 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:37,860 You want to pay my rent? 708 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,340 Mrs. Mack, can I ask you something? 709 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,000 You have a young daughter. What are you going to tell her about this? 710 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,400 I'll tell her I got mugged. 711 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,160 You got worse than mugged, lady. 712 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:52,980 A man assaulted you, and another man photographed it, and other men and women 713 00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:55,880 are going to sit in a movie theater and watch that. How do you feel about that? 714 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,080 Okay. 715 00:42:01,340 --> 00:42:02,340 How do you feel about this? 716 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,240 Someday, some guy sees your film, and he thinks, ah, there, that's what women 717 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:10,240 really want, and he walks out of that theater, and he rapes your daughter. You 718 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,280 leave my daughter out of this. She's in it, Mrs. Mack, whether you like it or 719 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,460 not. We all are. You could bring charges against these people. 720 00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:18,040 You could make a difference. 721 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,420 It's not going to stop it. 722 00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:31,940 So, Linda, do you like being raped today? 723 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:33,640 I wasn't raped. Really? 724 00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:36,860 I was just beaten up. 725 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,360 You were raped, lady. 726 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,820 You submitted to something. Against your will, you were raped. 727 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,980 I got paid for it, didn't I? 728 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,880 Lucky you. 729 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:49,700 Now, what happens next time when the director doesn't yell cut and the guy 730 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:50,459 you to death? 731 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,540 Now your kid is an orphan. 732 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,680 How much money is that worth to you? 733 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,680 I just had a little accident. 734 00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:36,840 That is one tough lady. I don't understand how she can live with it. 735 00:43:47,310 --> 00:43:48,370 a little inch of crud off the city. 736 00:43:50,050 --> 00:43:51,510 I mean, of course, it'll be back tomorrow. 737 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:53,150 But at least we're treading water. 738 00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:55,270 You know what I feel like right now? 739 00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:58,410 I feel like the crud is winning. 740 00:44:09,430 --> 00:44:11,330 Want to talk about it? 741 00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:13,210 No. 742 00:44:13,630 --> 00:44:15,870 You've been walking around here all night like you want to slug someone. 743 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,520 I'm tired, Hog. 744 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:19,700 I'm going to go to sleep. 745 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,840 You want me to make you feel better? 746 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:32,100 No. 747 00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:34,040 Guaranteed, and we don't have to say a word. 748 00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:38,460 I said no, Hog. No means no. 749 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,240 No doesn't always mean no. Well, tonight it means no. 750 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,660 It's this porno case, huh? 751 00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:53,990 I don't want to talk about it, Harv. Did you make a collar? 752 00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:57,230 Did you hear me, Harv? I said I don't want to talk about it. No means no. 753 00:44:57,530 --> 00:44:59,610 Hey, so I get shut out of here, huh? Yes. 754 00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:00,950 Oh, that's great. 755 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:08,850 Please, Harv, would you just get over your side of the bed? Come on, a little 756 00:45:08,850 --> 00:45:10,650 hug maybe? What do you say? No, Harv, nothing. 757 00:45:11,210 --> 00:45:13,870 Just get over your side of the bed and go to sleep, okay? 758 00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:40,500 witness statements from the supermarket hold -ups are all contradictory. 759 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Yeah, I know. 760 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,920 Let's go on to re -question the employees. It's been nearly a week. 761 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,880 Yeah. Maybe someone's memory got better. Maybe. 762 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:57,240 I'm afraid I have to say goodbye. 763 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,100 Oh, so soon. 764 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,640 A business in Paris tomorrow. 765 00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:02,520 Well, bon voyage. 766 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,840 Thank you. 767 00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:06,880 Farewell, Mary Elizabeth. 768 00:46:07,470 --> 00:46:08,470 So long, Eve. 769 00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:11,450 Perhaps some other time, some other place? 770 00:46:12,730 --> 00:46:16,470 I don't think so, Eve, but I hope that Marie -Louise kept the lasagna warm for 771 00:46:16,470 --> 00:46:17,470 you. 772 00:46:17,990 --> 00:46:20,990 Will you please tell Herbert that he is a very lucky fellow? 773 00:46:21,390 --> 00:46:22,390 I'll do that. 774 00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:55,960 The dog collar. Looks like a pretty tough customer. 775 00:46:56,540 --> 00:47:00,040 Well, to use your expression, Mary Beth, maybe we got one up on the cred today. 776 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:02,380 Yeah, maybe. 777 00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:04,420 Let's go. 778 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,280 Who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky today. 779 00:47:08,780 --> 00:47:12,800 Maybe some guy in that supermarket woke up this morning with a complete 780 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,860 description of the purse. 781 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,420 Yeah, maybe he'll do all the paperwork for us, too. And maybe the bad guy will 782 00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:21,880 go directly to jail. That'd be nice. Yes. Could you please tell me where I 783 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,320 find Detectives Cagney and Lacey? 784 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,500 Maybe we're too up on the crud.